“Did you really think we invited you over here for a ‘sex lesson,’ loser? We’re wearing all white to make fun of the cum-pants clueless virgin dork you are when it comes to girls. Here’s your ‘sex lesson’ — suck on our toes while we dump our boyfriends’ cumloads all over your face. HA HA! No pussy for virgin wussies!…”
“Let’s get real. Even if a woman like me went on a mercy date with you, you’d fondle my stockings and blubber in your undies before we even kissed. Admit it: You’re still a virgin and a mama’s boy. Well, loser. I’m feeling merciful. I’ll be your ‘pretend girlfriend’ — if you’re willing to follow my humiliating rules…”
