Snobby superhottie Princess Amy is getting ready for a date and she wants to look stunning. She’s doing her makeup, brushing her hair and showing off a sexy outfit for you to check out and approve. Yeah, YOU! Can you believe it? Are you excited, loser? Are you reeeeally excited? Cool. Oh, by the way, she’s not going out with you. But you can still have fun gloobing off to the lingering scent of her perfume, after she ditches you for her real man hook-up. HA HA! You are such a dreamer.
Stunning Princess Amy is home from college, sunning herself in her teeny bikini. She knows you have a crush on her. Too bad she thinks you’re a dweeb – and has told you so to your face. HA HA! Can you imagine what would happen if Amy snagged you staring at her through the blinds and BUSTED in on you – just as you were about to gloob up a pair of her dirty panties with your pathetic worship squirts? Live it and learn, loser. You are about to be humiliated by a cruel college cutie. Princess Amy.
