“So. You’re the dad of that dork I humiliate in my college classes? Aw. Does doofus need dah-dee to fight his battles for him? Well, dork dad, come into my bedroom and we’ll see how long it takes me to turn you into a stuttering, sock-sniffing, Missy-obsessed jerk-a-holic. Like that bedwetting retard of yours…”

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