Just how stupid are you? Your ex-girlfriend Stacie said she might consider dating you again if you drain your back account to buy her a pair of designer thigh boots. When you show up for your date, all you get from Stacie is sent to your knees for a boot humiliation session, before her real boyfriend arrives to take her out. HA HA! Kiss those booties, dumbass.
Dumbass, when Princess Remi told you to show up at her dorm room with your toothbrush did you think you’d been invited to a sleepover? Remi strips you down and makes you wear a sissy maid uniform. You will crawl hands and knees down the hall into the filthy girl’s bathroom with your toothbrush in your mouth and await Remi’s degrading instructions.
When Princess Remi puts on her lace ankle socks and 4-inch high heels it’s as if she snapped a harness around your sputtering little package. You’ll do anything Remi says, won’t you, puppet pants. Better not show up at Remi’s dorm room. Not unless you’re ready to take your place alongside her tampons and toilet paper.
