“So, you think you’ve quit drinking and jerking? I think not. I think that when I’m done with you, you’re gonna be sloppy drunk for me – with your dick in your fist, begging to incriminate my panties with your loser DNA… Here, weakling, hold this glass of vodka under your nose while I slip off my panties…” 17 minutes.
“WHAT are you doing in my bedroom, dweeb!?! OH MY GAWD. Were you about to jerk up my undies with your disgusting pig snot? EEEW! Don’t you move, loser. I’m gonna call one of my cheerleader girlfriends and then you’re gonna make a jerkoff humiliation video so every cheerleader can point and laugh at you…” 7 minutes.