“Listen up, pig pen. You’re gonna get kicked into a mud puddle and crammed in a trash can, so we can flick our ashes in your mouth, stuff our dirty tampons in your undies, and dump our boyfriends’ gooey dirty condoms over your face, before we leash walk you down fraternity row as our new mascot, the oink pig…”
“Kneel next to my lounge chair while I smoke this cigarette down to a little nub the size of that sad boner sticking up in your pants. You are useless as a stubbed out cigarette. Make yourself useful for Princess, ash boy. Hold out your hands and open your mouth so I can tap my heavenly ashes all over you…” 4 minutes
