“Hey sugar daddy, I ‘borrowed’ your credit cards to go on spring break with my girlfriends. What cha gonna do about it? Every time you try to put your foot down, I’m gonna tease your pecker till you fill your dork pants with Becky cream for your demanding devilgirl Princess. Nyah nyah!…”
If you want the privilege of draining your credit cards into Princess Britney’s bikini fund, you’re gonna have to worship her butt and beg. If you’re a reeeally good brownnoser, Bratty Britney might let you take her to the mall so she can try on bikinis, sit on your lap, wiggle, giggle, order you around, scratch her pretty fingers down your pants… And then slap your face, yell at you, and publicly humiliate you, after she totally depletes you. Worthless pig.
Prepare to be pointed at, laughed at, teased, trashtalked and thoroughly humiliated, as three sorority sisters in string bikinis leave you feeling like the two-inch twerp you truly are. Rhianna and Samantha can’t believe you’re as tiny and feeble as Danielle claims. So Danielle decides to farce you to strip and present, so you can demonstrate to the girls just how useless you are. Be warned, loser: Nothing brings out the sadistic side of a sorority princess more than a big talker with a pinky-size package.
