Princess Remi preps you for a nite at the pick-up bars! Remi shows u what’s gonna happen when a stutterfucking wussy like you tries to t-t-talk to an intimidating diva-bitch bar babe like Remi! Cocktails flung in your face! Drinks dumped down your pants! LOSER! After you get rejected, Remi taunts you into tossing a consolation cummie into your soggy squishpantz!
Princess Selena hates fatties and loves to humiliate men with boy boobs, baby fat, beer guts and blubber butts – men like you, you pudgy lazy sack of shit. Open your fridge for Selena, so she can slime you with all the disgusting junk you eat. After she turns you into a crap-covered trash heap, you’re going to cum in your slop and lick it up. Pig!
