“Why are you wasting time on those dating sites? You know you have zero chance of hooking up with someone as super-hot as me. So. Why don’t you get real with yourself and devote yourself to your true destiny: being Princess Ashleigh’s anonymous internet chastity puppet…”
“Get down on your hands and knees, wussy. I’m giving you the privilege of worshiping the bottom half of Princess Remi, from the bottom of my boots, to my silk-shrouded toes, all the way up my sexy legs to the precipice of my perfect ass. I expect to hear lots of begging and pleading along the way…”
“Just to make your blueballs ache even worse, I decided to stage a fashion show — in your face. I’m going to preen, prance and do a jiggle dance to increase the pain inside your pants. HA HA! Tell me, droolyface, which of my devastating looks makes your penis prison hurt the worst? Let’s find out, shall we…?”
