Cheerleaders Rule, Dorks Drool

Cheerleaders rule, dorks LIKE YOU obey. That was the #1 rule in high school and it still applies today, jackass. I don't care how rich or how successful you've become. To me, you will always be the pimple-faced, geek-butt, cumming-in-your-sister's-panties LOSERDORK SISSY SUPREME ERRAND BOY that you were in high school. Maybe I'll have to put on my old cheerleading uniform to remind you of your true place in life. LOOOOOOZER...