Spitting In Your Crotch

"Wanna know how my girlfriends and I show our utmost DISSSSrespect for guys who lack the power tools to please us -- guys like YOU. Imagine getting forcibly unzipped and having your pants yanked down in front of all my sorority sisters, so we can trash talk your puny little package, laugh at it, flick it with our fingernails and then SPIT on it. HOCK-TOOEY! Thirty-five supermean sorority bitches spitting all over your dinky-winky and then commanding you to..."