Squeal, Piglet! Sorority Mascot

"You know very well that none of my gorgeous sorority sisters would ever date a pathetic loser like you. However, we might keep you around to be our slavey-stooge; to amuse us and do chores for us, like scrubbing our toilets. Of course, whether we keep you around depends on how much ass-kiss abuse you can take from a houseful of bitchy, demanding sorority princesses. So. If Diane tells you to 'lick it up,' would you do it? If Kristina commands you to spit-shine her leather boots with your worship goo, would you? And what will you do when I, Melissa, tell you it's time for your attitude adjustment session -- with the paddle and strap-on. Hmmm, piglet? Cuz I'm gonna ... "