“Did that mean girl reject you? Did she humiliate you in front of her girlfriends? Aww. Poor crybaby. Didn’t I warn you? Why don’t you put on your peejays and crawl into bed with me. You can nuzzle mommy’s num-nums while I use a dab of baby lotion to make that poor little boo-boo of yours all better…”
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