You were given the easiest job in the world, imbecile. To scrub all the girls’ bathrooms in the sorority house, fill the tampon dispensers, and peel our boyfriends’ gobbed-up condoms off the floor. But you fucked up, didn’t you, shitstain? Now it’s Princess Becky’s job to discipline you. Report to Becky immediately in the third floor girls bathroom for your punishment.