Princess Tiffani has a date and it’s not with you. Aww! Don’t cry, worthless. You can get down on your knees and pump your desperation boner while Tiffani gets dressed for her date with your rival! If you spill your loser load, she’ll know she looks super sexy for him. How fucking pathetic is that! How totally pathetic are you! STFU and unzip for Tiffani, you fist-fucking fool.
