If you want the privilege of draining your credit cards into Princess Britney’s bikini fund, you’re gonna have to worship her butt and beg. If you’re a reeeally good brownnoser, Bratty Britney might let you take her to the mall so she can try on bikinis, sit on your lap, wiggle, giggle, order you around, scratch her pretty fingers down your pants… And then slap your face, yell at you, and publicly humiliate you, after she totally depletes you. Worthless pig.
