“OMG lookie what I found! I found your hilarious loser jerk-off stash! Lots of lacy panties, lube and the most pathetic collection of sex toys I’ve ever seen. You’re gonna show me how you diddle your little ding-dong while I point at you, laugh at you, taunt you, and humiliate the hell out of you, loser. Jerky-Jerky for Tiffani! …”