Princess Sari is in a potentially sticky situation. She’s promised her real-man boyfriend a beejay, but doesn’t want to muss her perfect hair and makeup. So Sari’s gonna get her boyfriend drunk and tart you up in her lipstick, lingerie and perfume — and then farce you to wear the pink kneepads. If you can suck and swallow like you truly love it? Sari might send you home with a special surprise of your own, one that’s as humiliating as the cuckold-flavored protein shake you’re about to gag down.