Don’t you dare get caught drooling over Princess Brandi’s perfect butt, boner boy, unless you’re prepared to kiss it. For real. At the gym. In public. In front of everyone. Humiliatrix Princess Brandi knows you’d secretly love to be her brownnoser bitch boy. She plans on rubbing your face in your torment and turning you into her butt-kissing fool. Pucker up for your Princess! You dirty old drool bucket.