When Humiliatrix Brandi catches you drooling over her at the gym she proceeds to lay waste to your ego, trashtalking your “pencil arms” and “tiny package,” proclaiming for everyone to hear that “your kind of workout involves hand lotion, sissy panties and porno,” and then (just in case you were wondering, loser) loudly informing you that you have “no chance” of dating her as she bursts out laughing in your face.
