Hey sugardaddie, wanna play hooky from work to take me shopping for bikinis and hi heels today? Of course you do, you stuttering old drool bucket! But if you wanna be my fool and make the drool, you’ve gotta play by my rules. I lay down the humiliating rules you’re gonna hafta follow if you want to be my shopping slave. Don’t forget to bring your credit cards! You can leave your boxer shorts, your dignity and your self-esteem at home.
