Ready for a rude reality check? Here’s the deal, dorky: Superbitch Brandi is going to strip you of your masculine illusions by putting you through one of her workouts. And if you can’t keep up with her like a man, she’s going to farce you reach into your panties “to do your sissy workout” for her instead. So what’s it gonna be, wimp, pumping iron like a man or pulling your peepee and piddling your panties as Brandi giggles at you?