“Look at you, you smelly, disgusting blubber ball. Look how hot I am and look what a flabby, pathetic pigpen you are. You smell like a filthy garbage pail and your fridge is like a dumpster. Gross. No wonder you can’t get a girl. You’re gonna jerk off into this jar of mayo and then I’m gonna feed you your own pig snot…”
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